FARMER'S TAN TANK

This ain’t just a tank - it's a trophy
Designed in the bold, vintage style made famous by old-school Tennessee whiskey labels, this tank proudly reads:
“I Just Wanted to Show Off My Farmer’s Tan”
— because real tans are earned under the sun, not sprayed on in a booth.

Built for long days, loud laughs, and laid-back nights, this one’s for the ones who wear dirt like a badge of honor and tan lines like a uniform.

Product Specs:

100% combed and ringspun cotton — smooth, breathable, tough as hell

Tri-blend option: 50% polyester / 25% combed cotton / 25% rayon for that ultra-soft feel

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²); triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)

Premium 30 singles thread weight

Side-seamed construction for a clean, flattering fit that lasts


Throw it on, light it up, and let that farmer’s tan shine.
This tank doesn’t whisper — it drawls.

Onyx Phoenyx – For the sunburnt, the bold, and the built-different.

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